TEAM MATES:

Best Trainer - Duffy is always first in the queue to run around aswell as abbo.

Worst Trainer - the lads who never tip up like proudy etc. atleast i get my butt there

Most Skillful - Jacko got some tekkers but he's all in the training and not in the game and lil philly got a sweet touch

The Joker - Duffy is a bit of a character

Fastest - Stu Adams chasing his touch. haha

Most Intelligent - I dont know you all that well but from experience me n big philly are all over the quiz's in the kings

Least Intelligent - all the youngsters AJ,Charlie,Mark D,Franco

Worst Dress Sense - prob stu adams in his matchin trackies and mark donaldson in his timbs

Worst Taste in Music - i aint gonna lie but people dont like my rap music but balls to all the crap you play up here.

And...Who's the longest in the shower - Aaron Freer - he always moans about me getting in before him but hes always the last bugger out too.

Best Trainer? Abbo and Clarky (when hes there) both seem to find Jonos sessions easy.

Worst Trainer ? Jordan! (Im going to do some stretches!) the worst excuse ive heard.

Most Skillful ? Jacko, Caygill can sometimes pull a trick out of the bag as well

Hard man? A few who like to think so - Ad Coombs never backs down, Jonos famous nut, Phil 'feels no pain' parker, 'Mad dog' Kinners, and you wont push Proudy over easily, but I think Bram is a bit of a dark horse for this one!

The Joker ? Spew Adams is usually on the wrong end of most jokes. Does Gordie Wilkie still count after being away? If not its got to be Parker

Fastest ? Stupid by a long way

Most Intelligent ? A few that keep it quiet in there, gonna have to go for Danny Carrick though.

Least Intelligent ? Stupid is streets ahead of anyone else in this one. Not that

Worst Taste in Music ? Jordan 'bad tunes' Aspinall - also thinks he has to dress like a rapper. Or mebe Graham - High school musical - Caygill!

Worst Dress Sense ? See above

And...Who's the longest in the shower? Think its a toss up between the fanny rat and d-ad coombs

fastest - stu adams is really quick at tacklin back if he loses the ball.

most intelligent - there are a few bright lads out there , but they dont like to show it for fear of ridicule.

Least intelligent - those making lame excuses for not trainin or being available on a saturday

worst taste in music - all those playing rap music , its got a silent c at the beginning

slowest - too many to list....

most skilful - Rob Titerington is one of the most naturally gifted players i have seen

best trainer - Duffy tries to get the most of the sessions , Lil Phil works hard , but to be fair most of those who come training generally work hard . Abbo , Kinners and Clarky are very committed outside of our sessions.

Worst trainer - Bram , Proudy , Rob Tit' , Monk , Marc Adams - but what a 5 a side team !

worst dressed - all those in sunderland shirts !

Joker - parko , proudy , Dadi coombs , duffy and Reedy .

Smoothest - Dadi coombs is champions league standard

Biggest moaner - probably Reedy , Jono and me - Keiths exempt from this , he is far too rational, measured and reasonable.

Hard Man - to be honest these guys are a bit like the old 7os leeds team - when the opposition want to play they will play , and when they want to mix it , there are a few who can mix it , but its all very professional and focussed on getting a result rather than uneccessary 'handbags' - Dadi coombs doesnt shrink back , Proudy doesnt go over easily , and Matt G has learned that there is a better way than pinning then oppo centre forward to the floor by the throat ! Trust me he used to see the red mist on a regular basis



Longest in the shower - no idea , usually still collecting footballs from the fields 2 parishes away .

TEAM MATES:

Best Trainer ? Airborne(Abbo)is mental at press ups and sit ups!

Worst Trainer ? Proudy's never there haha

Most Skillful ? young philly!

The Joker ? Parker! legend

Fastest ? Spewy Adams and Matty G

Most Intelligent ? Marc Adams looks like a genius and Abbo was head boy!

Least Intelligent ? Stu Adams hands down the thickest person I know

Worst Dress Sense ? Jordan dresses like a pleb and Jacko dresses like Ronaldo

Worst Taste in Music ? Matty Al is always trying to get me singing in the Kings

And...Who's the longest in the shower ? Franco / Ad Coombs

Is training still up astro on a tuesday?